Winner - Best Comedy - Dunedin Fringe Festival 2025

Winner - NZ Fringe Tour Award - Dunedin Fringe Festival 2025

Nominated - Best Newcomer - NZ International Comedy Festival 2026

Puberty, periods, pregnancy, perimenopause,piss, processed meat. And please be quiet.

Join multi-award-winning comedian Harriet Moir in a bold and brave new solo hour of

comedy.

Woven through personal stories, anecdotes, yarns and tons of jokes, Moir takes aim at the beauty standards placed on women.

Full of surprises, you’ll be laughing from start to finish as she flips the bird to the patriarchy and the multiple ways it has tried to keep her small.

“Just Eat the Damn Sausage is a masterclass in Kiwi comedy” - Flat City Field Notes

“Harriet holds the audience in the palm of her hands from the get-go” - Theatreview

Restricted 18+

Contains partial nudity